cruise

People like going on a cruise. There is lots of food for you. Also, lots of shows and games. It is a week of fun in some sun. Still, we do have to work hard most of the year. Oh yes, that is why we look forward to being a cruise passenger.

Drunk cruise passenger

An intoxicated cruise passenger dropped the ship's anchor and nearly causes panic. Folks, you can't make this stuff up. It is so funny, we are nearly on the floor laughing with ease. Hey, guess it is time to assign some more crew. Yeah, for sentry duty even.