warehouse weddings

Ah yes, warehouse weddings are our new rage. They are similar to a previous eras barn weddings, but built for the current urban man or woman. Sadly, we see that our technology races on; however, we humans are still the same or near so.

Freedom of speech

Freedom of speech is over. Ah yes, court cases argue on emoji. Yeah, we did say court cases. Strange place this world that we are in. Basically, people need get up to speed on what is going on. Well, here it is ;)

door dash

Oh wow, door dash was pocketing tips meant for workers - yes. That is not nice. Basically, they kept the money. Do tell, that is what we see. Welcome to the new gig economy.

sears

The end of sears nears. Well, that is one of our major fears in coming years. Sadly, this was once a RETAIL icon.

recipe

Scientists decode world's oldest recipe. It is like a lamb stew or soup. Oh well, back then there were few humans that were vegans. Maybe, we can time travel and bring them an impossible burger made of soy.

cell phone

Bro, using a cellular telephone for photography is like using a kitchen knife instead of a screw driver to screw in a screw. Yeah, it does indeed work, but the results are often less than stellar if your know what we mean.

laser eye surgery

Fellow colleagues, I do not recommend laser eye surgery. People could lose their vision. Also, there is a lot of eye pain. Certainly, it is something that I do not rec. Do remember to take care of your eyes.

float your boat

I have heard people say - what ever can float your boat.
What does that even mean?

meat

Plants do not taste like meat - sorry. By the way, I do not like the taste of soy. It tastes gross. Hey, this should surprise no one. Frankly, we do not need FAKE meat just like we do not need fake news.

sears saw seven

Ah yes, sears saw seven, decades of destruction that is. Frankly, we do not believe that this once iconic company can survive. There use to be thousands of stores years ago. Sadly, so few remain.

I phone

I phone is so expensive. Maybe it is just me. Still, my latest I phone was over one thousand dollars - wow. Folks, that is just too much money. Hey, this piece of plastic cracks easy. They should make it out of metal and do make that gold as it is so precious.

computer screen

I do spend too much time in front of my computer screen. It can change my brain and not in a positive way. Kids are affected a lot more than most grown ups are. Frankly, that research does not surprise me. Hey, we do need to go out some more. Video games are not good for us.

sun

Scientists discover magnetic instabilities inside the gaseous plasma within our sun. Yeah, we did say gaseous. Well, that certainly is some sour news. Do not know how this event will affect us.

CGI

CGI is getting more REAL every year. Well, it is often quite um REEL as in movies. Still, we now have a lot more computer power.

Adobe

Adobe is coming out with a free 
ai power camera app.

This is wow.

empire

Oh clearly, the orange sun has really set over on our empire. Just look at all the signs. They are everywhere to be seen. Folks, we did say sun. Expect a long dark night to come. Get ready for the dark ages.

Robots

Robots might take our jobs away. Elon Musk says the threat of artificial intelligence is so serious. Yeah, he does indeed warn us. Frankly, we wonder about those self driving cars. Just how good is the AI engine any way?

AirBNB

AirBNB has the Harry Potter house available now. That is a wow. Please tell me... that we are wrong.