hummus

What a controversial food humnus is. Like we do not think of it that way. Still, here we are.

Nothing but net

Nothing but net my fine ones.

drone use

Criminals complain about privacy. This is due to police drone use. Hey, people who are evil hate the light and live in shadows as we see.

speed

Often, high speed is necessary. There is a saying. It is that the early bird gets the worm. Let us not forget that people tend to be late to the party and all the good food is gone. Do not be that person. Think ahead, take direct action, and you can increase your chances so that we can win.

USA home prices jump

USA home prices jump. Well, that is scary news. Hey, just what do we say. It has been an interesting ride for many. Let us think about the world we are in. Inflation is kicking in.

economic crisis

Slower ahead in our growing economy. Actually, it is probably shrinking not growing. People look for jobs and find that there are none. Most of those help wanted signs. Like they are designed to get customers in the door as the store will be bankrupt soon. OK, so that means fewer jobs not more. Yeah, that explains our economic crisis. Do wish that we were wrong.

First public library

First public library in ancient rome was a success. Hey, with the internet, books are going away. If we take no action, libraries will follow soon. They are now used by homeless people as an internet service.

Nature

Nature is so awesome. Vistas can take your breath away. Look at these panoramic views. They just seem so wow. Really, it is absolutely amazing.

Hey, in other news... baboon clashes are epic. Do not understand why these monkeys are so similar to us. Maybe we too can act as savage apes.

recession

Restaurants and bars were suppose to survive our recession. Hey, we were wrong. That is what we guess. A lot of eating establishments are turning the lights out perm.

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift accuses DJ of groping. He said that is not so. Also, that he could not find work after she tarnished his name.

Coffee

Coffee does not help us fight old age. Still, it can help us wake up. Hey, I am not sure on a reason. Ah yes, to wake up we mean.

Japan

Japan has a population that dwindles, but robots are taking over. Oh wow, this is similar to a science fiction movies. Except that this is science. Do wonder what the future can give us.

city life

I do not like city life due to an increase in crime. People think that the rural settings are boring, but they are wrong. Like there is no violence if there is no one. Just understand the universe we are in.

cities

Most people live in cities now. Hey, we are now in usually, near a metropolis that is mega size. However, for most of history, people were in agrarian areas. Rural life was a constant for thousands of years.

Fake solar eclipse glasses

Fake solar eclipse glasses could hurt your eyes. This is a serious issue. Often we will feel no pain. Make sure to get the right ones. Fellows, your eyes are precious.

Apple removes apps

China complains and Apple removes apps. Ah yes, what a sad world we are in. It is a tragedy for us. Do wish that things can improve.

garage

I do like a garage. However, this is a bar and I  cannot park my new car. Oh well, this place is an UNREAL gasser. Do wish I had a three car garage. Well, mine is micro. It barely fits one car.

solar eclipse

Hey, the solar eclipse is near. This roof top bar has a view. Well, that is super. Need to travel a few hundred miles, but this is going to be super max.

Wealthy Chinese

Wealthy Chinese plan to move overseas. Hey, that should not surprise us. Rule of law is important to all of us.

Yo dog

Question for you. Here it is. Yo dog, what does it mean?

1923

1923 saw the first neon sign. It was for Packard Automobile, but the rest is history as we say. People love the look of neon. It is a rare gas. Actually, it is inert and glows orange. Well, there we so many signs. That said, it is a dying art as LED is taking over. Just not the same. Basically, that orange glow is so warm.

Humor

The police saw a psychic midget escape prison. OK, so the report says - small medium at large.

Instagram

Instagram is terrible if you are young. Elderly are typically not that interested in cameras. Well, there we are.

Priest

Priest arrested in road rage case. He pulled out a gun. Fellows, just hear me on what we gonna say. Like we can't make this stuff up. It is just too crazy.

no more

Days are approaching when every store is no more. Sadly, the day is so near. Hey, it is a weird word we are in.

Shutterbugs

Shutterbugs unite, the world needs more images. This certainly is our case. Still, we are glad we are in a DIGITAL era. All that film from previous years was massively expensive. Developing photographs was a major pain.

energy crisis

Look at the low gas prices. Hey, they peak oil never came. I was so wrong. Still, we remember the 70's energy crisis. Dad told me that some people said it was a hoax, but I did not agree. Well, here we are.

Taxpayers

Taxpayers are waking up. Like there is a tribal nature to the human species. Actually, we need to understand that our education system is getting worse. Blame the powerful teachers union. Industry is moving over seas.  Schools are needing to get more repairs. Demographics are not our friends, but our enemies.

Madonna

Madonna and Tupac broke up due to race. Probably, the would break up anyway. Well, we can think of a lot more reasons. They did not have a lot in common. Except for making music... that is so.

Chicago

Chicago junk bond status is near. Fellows, this should not surprise you. Blame the strong unions. All they ask for are more pay raises. Well, there is no money. Expect things to get even worse. There will be no economic recovery.

snap chat map

Like wow, a snap chat map is worrisome. Parents need to keep their eyes open. This is one crazy app. It tells people your current location and might expose you to danger - yes expose. Do understand that we are living in a world that is full of crime.

winning

Competitive markets are not easy. Here is how to win. Basically, you need to have a better product and a better service. Also, it is great to have a lower price.

boring

Finding interesting subjects in a boring place is not so easy. Let us see what there is to see. Please do understand that it is not all about us.

rising seas

Scientists claim we have rising seas. Funny, that is not what we see. Docks would be underwater and so would marinas. They need to stop all the hype on global warming. Otherwise, we might not believe them when they warn us on a coming ice age.

Video Marketing

Video Marketing is growing. This is an area... we should be in.

Customers are eschewing text and watching movies.

It is simply a lot easier.   😼

ice is nice

True, it is cold, but ice is nice. Let us not forget that winter is over. Ah yes, spring is upon us. What will follow is a long warm summer.

time travel

Oh yes, time travel is great in movies. However, the reality is not so easy. Often, people in another time use slang that might seem eerie. Think of going back to the 60's and hearing people say far out or groovy.

Retail shops

Retail shops are getting crushed now. Ah yes, blame our gov. They keep increasing our taxes. OK, so the result is that people have no money. Maybe that is why all those malls are boarding up. Do wish there was an economic recovery. Just remember that people who have no money... do not shop any. Maybe we can cut government spending so citizens have more green.

small business

Yeah, this is one sorry song. It does seem that small business has problems attacking attention from big companies. After all major firms do indeed worry. Like they ponder on when you can fill orders in the high season. Please add that you might not be around in a few year. Take a look at your son. Maybe he is not ready to take over.

amazon

Look at a growing amazon. It is taking over. Books are just one area. Wall mart should plan to hide or take cover. Kroger supermarket will get smashed soon. Like there is no way it can even survive.

sea monkeys

Hey, sea monkeys are brine shrimp - yes. I still remember ads for the amazing sea monkeys in comics. Well, I am so glad that I did not buy any. Still, it was an interesting concept to get the eggs. All you do is add water and they hatch on us.

Technology

Technology is moving at a faster pace.

lite service

Twitter suspends lite service. Actually, it was quite popular in emerging economies. Most people who have broadband will not be affected, but this was great in rural areas. Oh yes, it is time to say goodbye to lite service. Please do reminds me to delete this crap app.

Fire man

Fire man is what we say. However, it is not politically correct any more. Yeah, fire fighter is what we see now. They do not fight fires, but help victims of over doses due to our opium crisis.

sears

Retail is in a world of woe. Stores keep on losing more money. Customers do not go to the mall anymore. Please look at sears. Bankruptcy nears.

Decrease in vacancies

Right now we see a decrease in vacancies. Also, there is an increase in dwelling owners. Yeah, we did say increase. Customers are seeing rents go up. That is due to a decrease in supply as banks tear down old homes that they use to auction off years ago. OK. so my forecast is more rain. Fellows, this is a figurative sense. Like we are not talking about that weather or global warming.

Uber self driving car

Uber stops self-driving cars. Vehicle crashes and this is serious. Folks, there is a lot of people who need to understand this is scary.

orange juice

Pulp or no pulp in your orange juice. Frankly, I like to squeeze my own. Oh yes, it has pulp and seeds even. There you go.

video games

There has been a decrease in sales of video games.  Fellows, this is scary news. Hey, it is worse an our prior year. Customers are hanging on to their pennies. Best that we tell you that things are going worse.

human zoom

Make sure that your lenses are prime. Become a human zoom. That is what we are saying. Just what do we even see?

nice guys

By now most of us know the score. Yeah, it is so worrisome. Sadly, we see in our world... we are losers and not winners. Girls really do hate us nice guys. Hey, is it our fault we were not born spitting venom? Oh wow, here we go again. All those bad boys are exciting and we are...

tubes

There is something about awesome cylinders that makes them totally tubular as we see. Maybe, it is just me. How could that even be?

go pro

Gotta love our go pro. Except that they will lay off 270 more. Folks, they keep on going worse. All they can do is lose more money. Do blame nick wooden man. He is always talking about trimming expenses. Yeah, we do not see him trim his own. Mostly, it is workers getting an ax. Like we can't wait to see a zero six.

illegal aliens

Trump will deport illegal aliens this year. OK, so this will hit hard construction companies. After all, they use a lot of illegals to reduce expenses. Undocumented make a lot less money. Well, it is game over.

LA

LA takes your breath away. Just what else can we even say. There is night and there is day, but this city is max ray.

Manhattan

Gotta love anime. However, most stories take place in japan. Tokyo is max pop. Still, it is quite expensive. Manhattan apartments cost two million or more. Like this is the first time ever. Just what can we even mean.

smile for a camera

Please do smile for a camera. Like that is what we are on. Just remember that we are to never surrender, but always to fight on. Focus on what is important when you create an image. Hey, don't be a flash in a pan.

retro

Let us make retro our new way. Best that we find out what is going on. It is a time when we had less science. Technology actually made some sense.

organic eggs

I like to eat organic eggs. Also, I want them to be free range. Those have big yolks that are deep yellow - orange even. Well, that all for us chickens - see you.

face the music

It is time to face the music. Apple I tunes will stop downloads in coming years. They do not want to see customers downloading future music anymore. Hey, it is was an awesome run. Still, the end is so near.

hotels

Do we need more hotels for us? Basically, air BNB makes for cheaper prices. Just what do we need to see. Yeah, we could get a better deal in a regular house, but hotels are too expensive. Please do understand that things are going worse. Friends, there is no economic recovery.

days ago

This reminds me of Valentine's day in a way. It was only a few days ago. Well, it does seem like yesterday to me. Yeah, that is how it seems.

hearts are warm

Today hearts are warm. Boyfriends do take girlfriends out for supper. Restaurants are full of love birds who do not want to have a meal to cook up. Yet, there are those who wonder what the far future can give us.

Big mac

Big mac will not eat Chipotle - fake news. There is no merger. Still, that would make some sense. After all, they keep on losing money. Market share is just part of the equation as things get so scary. Do they have a clue about what is occurring? Food has to be fresh and not stale, but here we are. These are both some sorry companies. Really wish they could wake up... maybe smell the stale day old coffee in the early morning.

Robots taking our jobs

Robots taking our jobs need to go away. Something is lost when we use MECHANICAL men. Please do not harp on progress or science. If things are so great then explain to me why people in the 50's had a lot more money. Jobs were common. Well, most of our factories are gone. Do not blame congress. What we need to to get rid of robots trying to do our work for us.

Florida sues back page

Florida sues back page. They are accused in trafficking minors. Sadly, we are living in fear and our universe is worrisome. Just say goodbye to newspapers. Most are going away.