sears

Retail is in a world of woe. Stores keep on losing more money. Customers do not go to the mall anymore. Please look at sears. Bankruptcy nears.

Decrease in vacancies

Right now we see a decrease in vacancies. Also, there is an increase in dwelling owners. Yeah, we did say increase. Customers are seeing rents go up. That is due to a decrease in supply as banks tear down old homes that they use to auction off years ago. OK. so my forecast is more rain. Fellows, this is a figurative sense. Like we are not talking about that weather or global warming.

Uber self driving car

Uber stops self-driving cars. Vehicle crashes and this is serious. Folks, there is a lot of people who need to understand this is scary.

orange juice

Pulp or no pulp in your orange juice. Frankly, I like to squeeze my own. Oh yes, it has pulp and seeds even. There you go.

video games

There has been a decrease in sales of video games.  Fellows, this is scary news. Hey, it is worse an our prior year. Customers are hanging on to their pennies. Best that we tell you that things are going worse.

human zoom

Make sure that your lenses are prime. Become a human zoom. That is what we are saying. Just what do we even see?

nice guys

By now most of us know the score. Yeah, it is so worrisome. Sadly, we see in our world... we are losers and not winners. Girls really do hate us nice guys. Hey, is it our fault we were not born spitting venom? Oh wow, here we go again. All those bad boys are exciting and we are...

tubes

There is something about awesome cylinders that makes them totally tubular as we see. Maybe, it is just me. How could that even be?

go pro

Gotta love our go pro. Except that they will lay off 270 more. Folks, they keep on going worse. All they can do is lose more money. Do blame nick wooden man. He is always talking about trimming expenses. Yeah, we do not see him trim his own. Mostly, it is workers getting an ax. Like we can't wait to see a zero six.

illegal aliens

Trump will deport illegal aliens this year. OK, so this will hit hard construction companies. After all, they use a lot of illegals to reduce expenses. Undocumented make a lot less money. Well, it is game over.

LA

LA takes your breath away. Just what else can we even say. There is night and there is day, but this city is max ray.

Manhattan

Gotta love anime. However, most stories take place in japan. Tokyo is max pop. Still, it is quite expensive. Manhattan apartments cost two million or more. Like this is the first time ever. Just what can we even mean.