traffic jams

I do not like traffic jams. They really cost us billions of dollars every year. Also, they do waste a lot of time and energy. Oh wow, they are quite possibly bad for our economy. Maybe, like we just need to ban em. Hey, I am just kidding with you.

Vanuatu

Vanuatu is the happiest place on earth it seems. Well, that is on BBC news. Do wonder what the reason is.

green

Fellow colleagues, a green new deal is very visionary. Also, it is very expensive. Yeah, it is going to cost a lot of green. Do you know who is going to pay? OK, so all we have to do is look right into a mirror.

rocket engine

Scientists say that there is a new rocket engine... that could get us to mars even. Frankly, we are not so sure. After all, there is a lot of hard radiation in deep space. Maybe, that need to think about this one some more.

congress

Please do smile congress. Like you are on camera. Hey, this is the big event for the whole year. Lots of people are tuning in. Maybe, you need to become more aware. This event can affect the whole universe.

cities

Alas, cities have failed us. They are too big and too expensive. Please add all that unnecessary noise. Well, a few have smog even.

full moon

Tomorrow is a full moon. Yo, that is super max. Do hope that we can view some. After all, this happens once per month and twelve times per year.

Video streaming

Video Streaming is wow. However, be careful not to go over your cap. Like yes, that can indeed get expensive. Read all the fine print on your contract.

Trade Deal

Trade Deal between the USA and China is a go. Well, that is certainly an amazing bit for us. Oh yes, like it is awesome news. Dude here is hoping we can avoid a massive recession. Already, we are in an economic crisis.

AI

AI has many voices. Sadly, most are not speaking up. There is an issue... that troubles me. For example, bad data can trip artificial intelligence up. Yeah, we need to be careful with what we feed our AI engine.

Robots

Robots will be used for elder care. Hey, it is not a great time to be a senior. Don't talk to me about the golden years.

Beaches

Fellows, our beaches are so nice. I enjoy hearing some waves. Maybe, it is just me. However, there is also the warm sea air.

new blue

Happy new blue year. 2020 color of the year is classic blue - who knew. That is a fun pun. Basically, I do not like shades of blue because they are so depressing to the max. Please give me some colors that are so warm. For example, I really do like red and fiery orange.

climate change

Scientists say that climate change is real and they give us a grave warning. Yeah, this situation is so serious. Hey, our planet might be in one soon. Friends, we mean a grave.

warehouse weddings

Ah yes, warehouse weddings are our new rage. They are similar to a previous eras barn weddings, but built for the current urban man or woman. Sadly, we see that our technology races on; however, we humans are still the same or near so.

Freedom of speech

Freedom of speech is over. Ah yes, court cases argue on emoji. Yeah, we did say court cases. Strange place this world that we are in. Basically, people need get up to speed on what is going on. Well, here it is ;)

door dash

Oh wow, door dash was pocketing tips meant for workers - yes. That is not nice. Basically, they kept the money. Do tell, that is what we see. Welcome to the new gig economy.

sears

The end of sears nears. Well, that is one of our major fears in coming years. Sadly, this was once a RETAIL icon.

recipe

Scientists decode world's oldest recipe. It is like a lamb stew or soup. Oh well, back then there were few humans that were vegans. Maybe, we can time travel and bring them an impossible burger made of soy.

cell phone

Bro, using a cellular telephone for photography is like using a kitchen knife instead of a screw driver to screw in a screw. Yeah, it does indeed work, but the results are often less than stellar if your know what we mean.

laser eye surgery

Fellow colleagues, I do not recommend laser eye surgery. People could lose their vision. Also, there is a lot of eye pain. Certainly, it is something that I do not rec. Do remember to take care of your eyes.

float your boat

I have heard people say - what ever can float your boat.
What does that even mean?

meat

Plants do not taste like meat - sorry. By the way, I do not like the taste of soy. It tastes gross. Hey, this should surprise no one. Frankly, we do not need FAKE meat just like we do not need fake news.

sears saw seven

Ah yes, sears saw seven, decades of destruction that is. Frankly, we do not believe that this once iconic company can survive. There use to be thousands of stores years ago. Sadly, so few remain.

I phone

I phone is so expensive. Maybe it is just me. Still, my latest I phone was over one thousand dollars - wow. Folks, that is just too much money. Hey, this piece of plastic cracks easy. They should make it out of metal and do make that gold as it is so precious.

computer screen

I do spend too much time in front of my computer screen. It can change my brain and not in a positive way. Kids are affected a lot more than most grown ups are. Frankly, that research does not surprise me. Hey, we do need to go out some more. Video games are not good for us.

sun

Scientists discover magnetic instabilities inside the gaseous plasma within our sun. Yeah, we did say gaseous. Well, that certainly is some sour news. Do not know how this event will affect us.

CGI

CGI is getting more REAL every year. Well, it is often quite um REEL as in movies. Still, we now have a lot more computer power.

Adobe

Adobe is coming out with a free 
ai power camera app.

This is wow.

empire

Oh clearly, the orange sun has really set over on our empire. Just look at all the signs. They are everywhere to be seen. Folks, we did say sun. Expect a long dark night to come. Get ready for the dark ages.

Robots

Robots might take our jobs away. Elon Musk says the threat of artificial intelligence is so serious. Yeah, he does indeed warn us. Frankly, we wonder about those self driving cars. Just how good is the AI engine any way?

AirBNB

AirBNB has the Harry Potter house available now. That is a wow. Please tell me... that we are wrong.

howl o scream

Friends, howl o scream is upon us. Yeah, it is that time of year once more. Pumpkins are all over. Hey, we really do like the color orange. Do tell us what the reason is. Maybe, it is because fire is a similar shade, but there we are.

Halloween is near

Halloween is near. Expect to see a lot of ghosts and goblins, and maybe a few skeleton men. This diet turns you into nothing but skin and BONES!

exposure

I do enjoy getting great in camera exposure. Often, my pictures are a bit dark, but this is not a problem with raw images.

screens

Don't be poor. Those people spend two hours more per day than the rich looking at screens. Yeah folks, we are not making this one up. Fellows, the internet is a major time sink and it could just suck your life away. Do spend less time looking at screens.

a strange world

I believe that it certainly is a strange world that we are in. Perhaps, it is possible to understand its deeper purpose. Let us all climb to new heights and get a better more comprehensive view.

Netflix CEO

Netflix CEO says - get out of the way. Hey, that advice does seem poor. Well, there we are.

delicious

How do I say delicious? Let me count the ways. Food is certainly a great gift from the almighty to us.

compass

I do believe that most company owners... like they have lost their moral compass. All they wanna get is more money. About their own workers they do not even care.

3P

3P in success.
It is:
power
purpose
presence

Boeing 737 max

Boeing 737 max crisis worsens. Do wonder if this bird will ever fly again. Hey, we mean passengers. I am not talking about carrying cargo. Sadly, they did hire $9 per hour engineers. Basically, we can expect to get that for which we pay. OK, so Boeing stock dropped again some more. Yeah, that event does not surprise us.

moon

Jeff Bezos wants to go to our moon. Hey, we are gonna need bigger rockets my fine ones. Well, that is definitely what we see.

midnight oil

Folks, this is um high noon. I do think that midnight oil has some answers. Listen to their question - yes.

raccoon

I like to see a raccoon. They are cute to the max. Yo, there we are. Best of luck to you.

996 tech tribe

996 tech tribe was less stress and more excursions. Hey, this situation is worrisome. What we want is a great life to enjoy. Sadly, we know the mean execs... they want us to work even more.

fright

Night is a fright or so it seems. Well, that is the case... like for me any way. Just who can say what dangers lurk in our dark corners. Folks do fear the hidden masses. Also, we dread the unseen.

sunrise

I do like a sunrise. Yeah, it is the dawn of a new day, and a much better tomorrow is can promise us. Let us seize the day and create a better universe.

Riot

Riot wants players not to discuss sensitive issue. Fellows, this is like being super politically correct to the max. Yo, we need to zip our lip and say zero. After all, we certainly do not want to by chance offend any one.

THC

THC laced candy in Halloween is the latest police warning. Please
do exercise some care. Hey, we should be more aware. Sadly, this is the universe we are in. After all, there are those who may want to hurt young ones.

5G

5G spectrum auction will occur soon. This is for millimeter waves. OK, so this will affect many carriers. Expect our current speeds to go up. However, we do need more gigs. Data is quite expensive.

machine learning

This just in. By the way, machine learning is warm. Researchers claim it is HOT so we say not, but who is right, and who is wrong. Most certainly, time will tell us.

Working remote

Working remote is such a major pain. There is a lot of frustration and little gain. After all, our bosses still wanna see us. Like they do fear that we are having fun playing video games. Most wish our sad little lives were as dreary as their very own.

we work

OK, so we work will lay off one third of its technology employees due to our on going economic crisis. Folks, listen to me. Hey, things are not improving. Sadly, we understand that they are slowly getting even worse.

3D camera

People want me to get a 3D camera. I do not think so. After all, I would need to also make a purchase of a 3D viewer.

cars

Question about cars. OK, so will they possibly become electric use in coming years? Hey, we want some answers.

lucky

Perhaps, some people are more lucky than the average person. Yeah, do I have the feeling that is so. Still, we can wonder about luck and what its purpose is.

houses

Ah yes, houses use to be a lot smaller years ago. Right now homes are over 2000 square feet in average size. Like wow, that is a lot of squares. Well, a big house cost more in winter to keep warm. Do add that it cost a lot in summer... that is if you have central air. Make mine a small space.

Forever 21

Forever 21 bankruptcy is upon us. They were a fashion icon once. Well, those days are over. Expect a lot of malls to be gone soon.

Robots

Robots are taking our jobs away. It is not just me saying so. Elon Musk believes that the risk is great as artificial intelligence based neural networks could one day destroy us.

Oh deer!

Oh deer! A hunter shoots his friend because he thinks that he is a deer!

Ah yes, that could occur. Here is evidence for you.

moon

Did we ever go to our moon? That is a question and we would like to obtain an answer. Funny, they claim we went fifty years ago. However, we do not have the technology to go now. Ah yes, that is very interesting as we see.

$14,000 chair

$14,000 chair for computer gaming. Folks, we are not making this story up. Hey, we can dream can't we? This sounds like something out of a science fiction movie. OK, ready player one.

Robots

Robots are scary. They do look a bit worrisome. Still, the world of tomorrow is near. Oh yes, that is what we FEAR!

Roads

Roads we are on... like they can be so scary. Well, that is what we are saying. Listen to me, our existence is not about making more money. God says:


Luke 12:15
And He said to them, “Watch out! Guard yourselves against every form of greed, for a man’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.”

jobs

OK, so jobs in the future are few and bills are many. There are robots taking over jobs done by humans once. Also, a lot of abandoned industrial areas. Yeah, here is what we see. Basically a lot of work moves over seas.

average size

Houses are growing in average size. This is a serious issue. It means more green. Also, your heating bill goes up.

fees

Hidden fees in hotels are a pain. Expect them to be long on promise. However, the delivery is often quite poor.

memories

People often have so many memories. They do wish for a previous era. Yeah, one with a lot fewer worries. Still, here we are. Life goes on. Hey, so that said, we do often ponder on what the amazing world that once was.

unicorn

Teachers claim there is no such thing as a unicorn. Hey bright fellows, we are not so sure. After all, this is a great enormous universe we are in. That said, here we are. Scientists claim that the um  unicorn is a fabulous animal and we agree.

industrial age

Often, we see ancient relics of the old industrial age. Just what will future generations think of us? Bygones be we.

5G

5G could create some health issues. Folks, this problem is worrisome. Yeah, we do care... like about health care. Do believe me... I do not trust the phone companies. Hey, it is not in their best interest to warn us.

Night

Night is a fright we see as quite... um worrisome. There is a lot of crime. Most people choose to stay inside a room. Well, that is no fun for me.

evening

Citizens of our tiny planet earth, I do like a warm evening. Yeah, it has a glow all of it very own. Basically, it feels full of energy. Also, it is warm. Hey, that is just my way.

super volcano

Folks, a super volcano could kill billions and wipe USA off the map. Yeah, this news is serious. Like we do need to exercise more care.

mars

Ancients mars was warm. Please add that it was rainy. Maybe, there was once... life on planet mars. Oh wow, that is so eerie.

AI is scary

Elon Musk is against artificial intelligence and he suggests more government regulations to curb any unsafe repercussions. Folks, we know that AI is scary. Robots could indeed take our jobs away. Do welcome our new eerie universe.

Biden lead

Biden lead widens in presidential primary race. Hey, we could see this one coming... like a mile away even. Joe wants to win. However, we could face the choice between two white men.

green valley

This green valley seems severe. Just gaze on what the picture is. Honestly, I do welcome the photograph, but it appears ominous. Hey, as to why - not sure.

Quebec

Quebec is so awesome. Well, here is a sample for you. Do hope that you can enjoy some. Certainly, there is beautiful scenery.