Laptops hurt men

Laptops hurt men. That is the latest news. This just in. Computer wifi can affect your chances of reproducing any time soon. Oh well, there you go. It is the microwave energy.

Time Machine

A school had a Time Machine where student some dress up as historical figures from our deep past even. It sounds like a plan to me. That said, what about un pc figure that we might want to forget as in - cannot say.

pin it on

OK pin this one on. 2012 will be a mega year. What does that mean? It means that is will be max major. A lot of things are coming. Yeah, like it is coming to a head and soon. Dislike being so cryptic, but you get the pic. There is no reason to panic - no reason. In fact, many want you to panic. Still, that said, keep your eyes open.

euro zone crisis

People do not see major issue. Most are still asleep and will not wake up. Maybe when they see empty shelves at the grocery.

What is it we are seeing. OK so there is a rapid escalation of our euro zone sovereign economic crisis. This can affect all europeans. It is a problem super max major.

There are many scary scenarios. Few are this scary. Perhaps we are really on the verge.

occupy HEATS up

That a look at what is going on. Here it comes. Friends, occupy HEATS up. Arrests are more. Protests will increase. Jobs are what is necessary.

winter is coming

John Titor said get a bicycle. However, here is the biggest problem we see. First comes a nuclear winter, then a super summer. Yeah as in hot and then some more. Basically there will be a lot more CO2 after the war...

US credit is neg

Outlook for US Credit is neg. Folks, this seems so sour. Well, it is sad, but true for us. Personally, we can blame our gov. They spend too much money. Time to cut costs and trim expenses.

europe in an emergency

It is a matter of major urgency. Frankly, europe is in an emergency. Today is suppose to be thanks giving. However, POORtugal is poor. Fitch cut its debt to junk status now. Like things are bad even in germany. Normally, people do not worry. That said, we are calling a major european emergency. It shall not get better, but wax worse.

new EU ban

EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration mon. Hey yo, I am not making this stuff up. It is true I tell you. OK o if you defy the law there is a prison sentence of two years. There clowns belong in a circus.

Lockers are going away

Hello, this really is news. Lockers are going away. E-books are taking over. Also, students can take classes over the web now. This truly is new. Internet will make the long bus ride history in coming years. It is like email replaces regular mail, but then again... Real mail is expensive.

QE3 is coming

Ben Bernanke loves money. He also loves the printing press. Well, QE3 is coming. A big barrel of money is coming toward you. Like what is it with the federal reserve. They just love quantitative easing. Oh wow, there we go again. Deficit keeps on increasing. Time is running out for us.

Latest HDR movie

Here is the latest HDR movie. Check it out mon. This one is max. It shows an unstable time field and a clock moving. Mostly there is a lot of noise.

a-phone anyone

Yo, is there an a-phone in the house anyone. Well, there is gonna come a smart PHONE via amazon. Folks, that is amazing. Oh no, that is amazon.

economy is in crisis

Time is not on our side anymore. Citizens, the news is super grim. Basically, it is worse. Yeah, than zero recovery. Right now we are in a tail spin. Hard to get out of one. Well, so they can say. First off, out economy is in crisis. That is no big one. Most of us are aware. Still, you do not need a time travel machine from Steven Gibbs to know it can get super worse. Please do buckle up. Bro, it is gonna be a bumpy ride for most of us.

15 trillion reasons

Friends, we have 15 trillions reasons. Oh yes, to vote out our current congress. Hey it is no better than the previous. It might be even worser. Hey, I am sorry. worser is not a WORD. OK so more worse. Problem is that we keep on sinking deeper into the mire.

odd can get even

What they say is that the odd can get even. Perhaps it might even be so. There are many odd occurrences. Typically around haunted regions. Like those are spooky to the max.

oil price surges

Friends, this is grim. Oil price surges. This is bad news. What is the reason. Politicians blame an oil pipe. Yeah, that is what they say. Not sure on this new one.

recession is coming

Bro, a recession is coming. In fact, we are in one. Like t is getting max worse. The again, this is no super surprise. Get ready and please do prepare. By the way, cash is king in a recession. Also, gold is queen.

Star of america

What is the star of america? It is one of the largest flawless diamonds in the world - truly spectacular to see. This is surely a true gem. It was polished and cut by graff a few years ago. Little is known of its origins.

A diamond is a girls best friend they say. Well, that could be so. Still, it is only a piece of crystallized carbon to me.

pizza wins

Want to eat your vegetables - try some pizza. Oh yes pizza is one. According to our congress - that is. Hey, even our prez agrees. He did sign the law yo.

golf greens

Why do golfers yell fore when playing the game. There are many answers. Well, one is super green. To protect people from harm says me.

‘Bernholtz Line’

US crosses the ‘Bernholtz Line’ last year. That is an important hyperinflation warning sign. People need to be aware.

Gold is rising

I tell you. Hey look at this - gold is rising. It should not be a major surprise. There is a yellow metal loved by wise men. Friends, it does not tarnish ever.

Borders is no more

Sadly, there is a major recession. It will turn into a depression some say. Borders is no more. OK some will blame the e-book rev. Others, the high cost of paper. It seems ever increasing. However, this is one more sign. This quarter was no joy in amazon zone. Fact is, amazon had a 73% decrease in earning. Well, what is the deal that is going on. Simply, we are in an economic crisis.

no x-ray scanners

Latest news is in. Well, europe bans x-ray scanners. This is a good idea yo. Like we totally agree. After all, x-rays are bad for us. Here is my message. Please, no x-ray scanners.

peanut butter prices

Yo, peanut butter are going up. This is inflation mac. It is getting worse

Cities are ghost towns

This just in. Friends, here it is. Well, in chia some cities are ghost towns now. Check it out mon. This is a strange one. What can we say. People are not being told the reason. Oh, we can now guess.

occupy miami

Citizens, what can we say. Well, occupy miami is growing. This truly is serious. People should focus on what is going on. Turmoil is now increasing. Hey, we are not making this one up.

no money

Governments are running out of money. They have two main options - raise taxes or print more. Well, the last option is plus max. However, that is not the case in greece. Fact is, they cannot print euros. OK so they are in a trap now. Greeks may leave euro. Problem is no money.

Gerald Celente told us

People need to understand what is coming. Libya was made free by the people against the repressive regime. Take a look around and see...

Gerald Celente told us what was coming. Hot on to your seat mon. The road is going to be bumpy and then some.

computer toilet

There is a toilet made from computer parts mon. Like wow, this is truly a new one. It is super green. People have just too much time on their hands says me. Still, as a joke it is max. Reminds us of the components we are using. Quality of which is nary very poor. We can call it the crapple ipoop.