warehouse weddings

Ah yes, warehouse weddings are our new rage. They are similar to a previous eras barn weddings, but built for the current urban man or woman. Sadly, we see that our technology races on; however, we humans are still the same or near so.

Freedom of speech

Freedom of speech is over. Ah yes, court cases argue on emoji. Yeah, we did say court cases. Strange place this world that we are in. Basically, people need get up to speed on what is going on. Well, here it is ;)

door dash

Oh wow, door dash was pocketing tips meant for workers - yes. That is not nice. Basically, they kept the money. Do tell, that is what we see. Welcome to the new gig economy.

sears

The end of sears nears. Well, that is one of our major fears in coming years. Sadly, this was once a RETAIL icon.

recipe

Scientists decode world's oldest recipe. It is like a lamb stew or soup. Oh well, back then there were few humans that were vegans. Maybe, we can time travel and bring them an impossible burger made of soy.

cell phone

Bro, using a cellular telephone for photography is like using a kitchen knife instead of a screw driver to screw in a screw. Yeah, it does indeed work, but the results are often less than stellar if your know what we mean.

laser eye surgery

Fellow colleagues, I do not recommend laser eye surgery. People could lose their vision. Also, there is a lot of eye pain. Certainly, it is something that I do not rec. Do remember to take care of your eyes.

float your boat

I have heard people say - what ever can float your boat.
What does that even mean?

meat

Plants do not taste like meat - sorry. By the way, I do not like the taste of soy. It tastes gross. Hey, this should surprise no one. Frankly, we do not need FAKE meat just like we do not need fake news.

sears saw seven

Ah yes, sears saw seven, decades of destruction that is. Frankly, we do not believe that this once iconic company can survive. There use to be thousands of stores years ago. Sadly, so few remain.

I phone

I phone is so expensive. Maybe it is just me. Still, my latest I phone was over one thousand dollars - wow. Folks, that is just too much money. Hey, this piece of plastic cracks easy. They should make it out of metal and do make that gold as it is so precious.