carry on

Please say good-bye to the carry-on. Bags are becoming extinct in our new era. This is not good news. Oh yes, we do worry on our passengers. Often, they like to put some clothes in a carry-on. Well, those days are so over. Like what we have now is... massive airlines that only care about making a profit and trimming expenses. Customers do not matter anymore we guess.

stabilizers

Right now, stabilizers can get the shakes out of amateur movies. They smooth out the bumps and jumps. Videos without a stabilizer can give me nausea. Oh wow, they are a bit um jarring.

mess

Life is a bewildering mess. Do not know how we entertain such nonsense.  Often we feel like we are in a driverless car. Not sure who is driving us.

star wars

Gotta love star wars. There were some many awesome movies. Well, there was jar jar. He was not so awesome. In fact, he destroyed episode one. Actually, he got some help from Jake Droid AKA Dennis the phantom menace. Actors on the set often referred to him as Anakin the mannequin.

Retail shortfalls

Gentlemen and ladies, please have a seat as I explain what is going on. Retail shortfalls are scary. People, things are going even worse. It is more than a poor mass season. Yeah, we are in a pickle it does seem. Like there is a lot less green. Workers were forced to take cuts in pay. OK, so now retail losses are massive. Expect our contemporary experts to blame the internet and by name amazon. Frankly, it is our massive economic crisis. If only the politicians would get rid of all the red tape, we might even survive. However, I expect our enormous regulatory burden to only increase.

golden grain

Breadbasket is what we are. Ah yes, we have produced a lot of golden grain. Life really is an enigma. Just what can we say.

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey was doing a lip sync on new year's eve. Milli Vanilli needs to move over. She is the best lip sync ever. In fact, she should win the lifetime achievement award for best lip sync ever... until now that is.

universe

Scientists say we live in a computer program. This is our universe. People are as real as an app. Yeah, it is all a giant simulation like the 13th-floor movie. Nothing is as it can appear.

Twitter

Twitter is banning more people as they become more politically correct every year. Oh wow, this site is for the birds in more ways an one. Question for you. Why do they keep on losing money? Maybe that should be their major worry. Instead, they focus on shutting down their major service vine. Good luck with that one.

festive

Things were not very festive this year. Have to report on the closing of sears. Just what can we say. It is a sad day, but we always have to pay. Rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Hard to see why politicians will not wake up. Jobs is what we need and not more regs.

worst states

Friends, please look at the top ten worst states to live in. Citizens are moving away. No jobs is one reason. Hey, we cannot blame em. Sadly, things are going max worse. That is how it appears.